- Love,

Chris

Quentin had a dream about my girlfriend and boy does he get what’s coming to him for thinking about her in his sleep. Also, Quentin has his totally unique Avengers review, we play the news game Blanklines, and something shocking happens that I can’t even write here so you’ll just have to listen, OK?

News discussed: Obama’s competition, Against Me!’s transgender member, NC gay marriage amendment.

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I’m voting for Chinese Baby in 2012

We talk about getting our first guest and getting our first guest cancellation. Also, Quentin’s sexiest 100 women list is better than FHM’s, pot vending machines make the drug war interesting, and a paralyzed man was signed to the NFL.

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Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske thinks the drug war is over even though he wants prohibition to continue to be enforced.

This is the one where we talk about the secret service going to prostitutes for sexual gratification. We also debate the importance of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s marriage equality promise and we finally get Quentin’s opinion on sugary white cream.

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The newer U.S. Cadbury Creme Egg is decidedly smaller. On the bright side, I can now fool myself into thinking it's OK to eat four of them.

In this contentious episode, Chris and Quentin go head to head with their differing opinions on The Hunger Games. In the end, only one opinion survives in what can only be described as The Hunger Games Games. The guys also give their conflicting opinions on the transgendered Miss Universe controversy, in what can only be described as The Miss Universe Games.

In this episode, the guys debate the quality of April Fools day and the Portland bus system. Chris tells us how to improve the bus riding experience and the news tells us how to improve the Starbucks eating experience (hint: stop putting bugs in the food).

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In the show we call it a milkshake but it's actually a frappuccino. Still colored with beetles though.

Chris talks about spending his birthday with his best friend Pizza and Quentin gives his review of a Say Anything concert. Plus: a new new Twitter game involving Kim Kardashian and a story about some school officials who hate love.

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Chris learning to drive.

Chris gives you the dramatic story of how he got dumped by the love of his life and Quentin gives you an equally dramatic list of funny tweets that he likes. Also, Quentin gives Chris some sports trivia designed for people who are very smart and cool and even handsome but happen to have a gap in their knowledge about sports. Plus, find out where some racists stand on the possibility of Barack Obama getting reelected.

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Pringles: the pro-life chip